Randomly inappropriate, one village game at a time.
The cat in the tornado disaster from Oregon Trail American Settler
Ok, when I first saw the intro animation for tornado disaster I didn't think much of it... until the upgrade when the disasters actually spawn in your town and linger until fixed. Burning building, buildings surrounded by running bulls, storm cloud eclipsed buildings... and tornadoes with a wee cat animation spinning around and around and around and... whoa, dizzy.
Title card titillation from Tribez
Is it just me or... why does it look like most of the characters are glaring at the games one token female? It's creepy enough by far to have only male characters in this village SIM do far, the only female being this one narrator character who hands out half of your quests, it's worst that she seems to be fixated on by these three on the game title card.
We have the other world scientist, occasional story mode presence, who seems be using his cell phone comm to take pictures of her backside. We have the idol with the glowing sphere fixated on her butt. Best is the dino to her left, your right, drooling over her chest.
So when does this game feature some female villagers!
Pirate Batman clone from Paradise Cove
For some reason you have a long grinding 8 part mission with an obvious Batman/Zorro pirate hybrid character... if the costume isn't enough clue, or his dark stallion or archnemesis in the Clown, he lives in Bruce Mansion, and the eighth mission unlocks a giant ship with huge bat motif sails.
I'm guessing this game released around the time The Dark Knight Rises hit theaters.
Well that's Inappropriate NPC Theater for this one. Next time? Back to Oregon Trail and the story mode unique female in the overalls... and seemingly nothing else. See you soon!
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