Inappropriate NPC Theater Presents : Randomly Inappropriate

Randomly inappropriate, one village game at a time.

The cat in the tornado disaster from Oregon Trail American Settler
Ok, when I first saw the intro animation for tornado disaster I didn't think much of it... until the upgrade when the disasters actually spawn in your town and linger until fixed. Burning building, buildings surrounded by running bulls, storm cloud eclipsed buildings... and tornadoes with a wee cat animation spinning around and around and around and... whoa, dizzy.

Title card titillation from Tribez
Is it just me or... why does it look like most of the characters are glaring at the games one token female? It's creepy enough by far to have only male characters in this village SIM do far, the only female being this one narrator character who hands out half of your quests, it's worst that she seems to be fixated on by these three on the game title card.

We have the other world scientist, occasional story mode presence, who seems be using his cell phone comm to take pictures of her backside. We have the idol with the glowing sphere fixated on her butt. Best is the dino to her left, your right, drooling over her chest.

So when does this game feature some female villagers!

Pirate Batman clone from Paradise Cove
For some reason you have a long grinding 8 part mission with an obvious Batman/Zorro pirate hybrid character... if the costume isn't enough clue, or his dark stallion or archnemesis in the Clown, he lives in Bruce Mansion, and the eighth mission unlocks a giant ship with huge bat motif sails.

I'm guessing this game released around the time The Dark Knight Rises hit theaters.

Well that's Inappropriate NPC Theater for this one. Next time? Back to Oregon Trail and the story mode unique female in the overalls... and seemingly nothing else. See you soon!

Level Grinder update June 15th

I don't have many on my play list right now, but here is what village Sims I am reviewing now.

GameLoft/Learning Center' Oregon Trail American Settler
The longest village SIM I have been grinding, now reaching towards Level 80, I kinda wish I reviewed it prior to the last update, especially since it added elements that disappointed me greatly. Still play it, still recommend it, but now with warnings and  lower final score included.

GameLoft' Cosmic Colony
A bit innovative, but also a so so grind. Not Paradise Cove level slow but at times you will be grinding for coins, resources and levels fairly hard. Should score rather well... speaking of Paradise Cove...

Pocket Gems Paradise Cove
Yes, reviewing now. Somewhat interesting, a slow long term grind all about... and presently featuring a bizarre pirate Batman character fighting the Joker... review coming soon.

Game Insight' Tribez
Pretty animation, solid gameplay and just the right amount of difficulty. As long as it doesn't go the way of Oregon Trail American Settler it should review well.

GameLoft/Hasbro' My Little Pony
Even with the new Equestria Girls inspired update, whenever GameLoft finally launches it, I will tell you why only Pony fans should apply for this one.

Handy-Games' Townsmen
Just started reviewing it, but I have a good feeling about this one.

Full reviews coming soon, stay tuned.